Humorous Quotes and Sayings About Valentine’s Day and Love

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Valentine’s Day is a time when we search out romantic quotes and sayings about love for a Valentine’s Day card.

Many prefer a humorous love quote or a funny Valentine’s Day saying.

Here are just a few:

“I don’t understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine’s Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon.” ~Unknown

“Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown

“I wanted to make it really special on Valentine’s Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith

  • “Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.” ~ Robert Frost

  • “Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own.” ~ Robert Heinlin

  • “If you ever think of me out of the blue, just remember it’s all the kisses I’ve blown in the air finally catching up with you.” ~ Unknown

  • “At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.” ~ Plato

  • “Life’s greatest happiness is to be convinced we are loved.” ~ Victor Hugo

  • “Love is grand. Divorce is a hundred grand.” ~ Unknown

  • “I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.” ~ Mother Teresa

  • “Love doesn’t make the world go round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.” ~ Franklin P. Jones

  • “Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.” ~ Albert Einstein

  • “Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life.” ~ Lord Byron

  • “When you’re in love with someone, it inspires you and gives you hope. You have faith that even if you can’t be with them on earth, that if God wills, you will be with them one day in heaven.” ~ Unknown

  • “Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.” ~ Henry Louis Mencken

  • “The hottest love has the coldest end.” ~ Socrates

  • “Immature love says, ‘ love you because I need you.’ Mature love says, ‘I need you because I love you.'” ~ Erich Fromm

  • “Lord, grant that I might not so much seek to be loved as to love.” ~ St. Francis of Assisi

  • “You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.” ~ Henny Youngman

  • “Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don’t know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.” ~ Anais Nin

  • “A life without love is like a year without summer.” ~ Sweedish Proverb

  • “The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart.” ~ Helen Keller




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