St. Patrick’s Day Riddles and Jokes

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What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish?


What do you call a fake stone in Ireland?



Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day?


When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?



What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?


Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones?


Why is a river rich?


What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green?



Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!



What is Barney’s favorite thing on St. Patricks day?



What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?



Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? 



Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover?



Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers?



What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river?



What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?



What do you say to a leprechaun?



What is a nuahcerpel?



Why is Erin, the beanie baby’s birthday on St.Patrick’s day? 



Why did the leprechaun cross the road?




Why did the man cross the road?

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