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Little Johnny was sad and sitting on the back bench. His teacher came in the class, and she found Little Johnny sitting at the back, where he never sat earlier.
Teacher asked, “What is wrong with you Johnny.”
Little johnny said, “Mam, you tell me, whether it is right to punish someone for not doing something?”
The teacher thought for a while, and said, “No, of course not.”
Little Johnny said, “Then, Mam, I have not done my homework.”
Teacher: Why have you come so late in the class?
Little Johnny: Sir I saw a signboard down the road.
Teacher: That is fine that you saw a signboard down the road, but what does a signboard have to do with your being late?
Little Johnny The signboard said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
Little Johnny was sad and sitting on the back bench. His teacher came in the class, and she found Little Johnny sitting at the back, where he never sat earlier.
Teacher asked, “What is wrong with you Johnny.”
Little johnny said, “Mam, you tell me, whether it is right to punish someone for not doing something?”
The teacher thought for a while, and said, “No, of course not.”
Little Johnny said, “Then, Mam, I have not done my homework.”
Teacher: Why have you come so late in the class?
Little Johnny: Sir I saw a signboard down the road.
Teacher: That is fine that you saw a signboard down the road, but what does a signboard have to do with your being late?
Little Johnny The signboard said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”
Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school.
Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.
“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved!”
I may be mistaken, but these Elephant statues that guard the entrance to the Carlsberg brewery in Copenhagen, look a little drunk!!!
Workers at the Carlsberg brewery in Denmark are on strike after management handed down new rules about drinking on the job. Now, employees are allowed to drink beer only while at lunch:
The strike in Denmark followed the company’s April 1 decision to introduce new rules for employees on beer drinking at work, said Jens Bekke, spokesman at the world no.4 brewer.
“There has been free beer, water and soft drinks everywhere,†he said. “Yesterday, beers were removed from all refrigerators. The only place you can get a beer in future is in the canteen, at lunch.â€
Bekke said drivers retained an old right to three beers per day outside lunch hours, and warehouse workers claimed the same right.
“Because of that, the warehouse staff went on strike yesterday, with other staff striking in sympathy,†he said.
I believe the strike ended by noon because the workers were thirsty!!!!!!!!
Drivers can have three beers per day outside lunch hours???????????????????
Maybe teachers should strike for free beer at lunch to help cope with the stress!
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Why teachers drink
These are actual answers to test questions in the classroom!
That means this material has been studied for a period of time before the test questions were asked (just so you non-teachers know)!
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y test answers
Teacher: Who had a worldwide hit with “It’s A Wonderful World”?
Student: I don’t know.
Teacher: I’ll give you a couple of clues. What do you call the part between your hand and your elbow?
Student: Arm.
Teacher: Correct. And if you’re not weak, you’re …?
Student: Strong.
Teacher: Correct: And what was Lord Mountbatten’s first name?
Student: Louis.
Teacher: Well, there we are then. So who had a worldwide hit with the song “It’s A Wonderful World”?
Student: Frank Sinatra?
We taught these Contestants.
From Late Show (BBC Midlands):
Alex Trelinski: What is the capital of Italy?
Contestant: France.
Trelinski: France is another country. Try again.
Contestant: Oh, um, Benidorm.
Trelinski: Wrong, sorry, let’s try another question. In which country is the Parthenon?
Same contestant: Sorry, I don’t know.
Trelinski: Just guess a country then.
Contestant: Paris.
A few more dumb people:
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.
2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?â€
3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He died before he ever reached Canada.
4. Solomom had three hundred wives and seven hundred porcupines.
