Things I’ve learned about Trump during his first few weeks in office.
He is really dumb, really really dumb.
He is a bad dude, a really really bad dude.
He is evil.
He wants to be like Putin (or Hitler) and run the country like a dictator.
He believes that he knows everything.
He is racist.
One reason he supports Putin is because he is jealous of the power that Putin has. Another reason is that Putin is blackmailing Trump.
Republicans in the States should be ashamed of themselves. If they are afraid to speak out against such an idiot then they must be very greedy and or just as dumb. Hitler’s enemies waited too long!!
Hope they all get voted out when Trump is impeached!!
The President is not above the law, but Trump thinks he is.
Every intelligent American should stop work tomorrow and stay off work until Trump is impeached. Don’t wait until he uses the military to control the nation.
Think this last idea is farfetched?? Not as far fetched as Americans voting for this evil man.
TRUMP doesn’t get it!!!
The Adventures of Curtis and Leroy
Curtis and Leroy go into a restaurant, buy a couple of coffees and sit at a booth to drink them. After a few minutes, Cutis looks at the side of the paper cup and finds a peel-off prize tab. He pulls the tab and says to Leroy, ” I think I won a prize !” Leroy looks at the tab and then yells, “He won, he won, he won a motor home!”
Cutis also shouts with excitement, “I won a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!”
Curtis replies, “No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!”
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as a prize!”
Again Curtis says, “No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”
He hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
We won! We won!
Americans and people in many other countries are fascinated with the Tweeting President.
The press is having a field day with his tweets. Many people can’t wait to see what his latest twitter tweets will be.
HOW TO PLAY THE STOCK MARKET BASED ON TRUMP TWEETS.
If you follow his tweets, you may be able to make a fortune on the stock market.
Build a wall ~ buy stocks in companies that make fences
Punish GM or Ford ~ short their stocks
Deregulate banks ~ buy bank stocks
Nominate a Billionaire for an important position ~ buy whatever he owns
SIMPLE just like his tweets!