St. Patrick’s Day Riddles and Jokes John 14 years ago What is out on the lawn all summer and is Irish? ?Paddy O’Furniture What do you call a fake stone in Ireland? ?A sham rock Why do frogs like St. Patrick’s Day? ?Because they’re always wearing green When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato? ?When it’s a FRENCH fry! What does it mean when you find a horseshoe? ?Some poor horse is going barefoot! Why did the elephant wear his green sneakers instead of his red ones? ?The red ones were in the wash! Why is a river rich? ?Because it has two banks What does a leprechaun call a happy man wearing green? ?A Jolly Green Giant Knock KnockWho’s there?Irish! Irish Who?Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! What is Barney’s favorite thing on St. Patricks day? ?A BLARNEY stone! What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone? ?A sham rock Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland? ?He couldn’t afford plane fare Have you ever heard of the 6-leaf clover? ?I haven’t either! Why do leprechauns hide behind 4-leafclovers and not 3-leafclovers? ?They need all the luck they can get! What happens when a leprechaun falls into a river? ?He gets wet! What do you call a diseased Irish criminal? ?A leper con What do you say to a leprechaun? ?How’s the weather down there?! What is a nuahcerpel? ?Leprechaun spelled backwards. 🙂 Why is Erin, the beanie baby’s birthday on St.Patrick’s day? ?Because that’s when she was born! Why did the leprechaun cross the road? ?He wanted to reach the pot of gold faster! Why did the man cross the road? ?Because there was a leprechaun on the other side following a rainbow RelatedAn Irish Wish for St. Patrick's Day3:50pmSt. Patrick's Day - The History of the Shamrock7:18amSt. Patrick's Day is Coming Let's All Be Irish!7:37am