Why Teachers Drink – If you had a Little Johnny in your class, you would drink too!

Little Johnny was sad and sitting on the back bench. His teacher came in the class, and she found Little Johnny sitting at the back, where he never sat earlier. Teacher asked, “What is wrong with you Johnny.” Little johnny said, “Mam, you tell me, whether it is right to punish someone for not doing something?” The teacher thought for a while, and said, “No, of course not.” Little Johnny said, “Then, Mam, I have not done my homework.”

Teacher: Why have you come so late in the class? Little Johnny: Sir I saw a signboard down the road. Teacher: That is fine that you saw a signboard down the road, but what does a signboard have to do with your being late? Little Johnny The signboard said, “School Ahead, Go Slow!”

Summer vacation was over and Little Johnny returned back to school.

Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that he was misbehaving.

“Wait a minute,” she said. “I had Johnny with me for three months and I never called you once when he misbehaved!”