“When you are 4-0 up you should never lose 7-1” – Lawrie McMenemy, Manager of Southampton FC
“And Farmer has now scored 19 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season” – Gary Lyon an Australian Commentator, finding multiplication difficult!
“Winning doesn’t really matter as long as you win” -Vinny Jones!
“Is the Pope Catholic. No I’m serious, is he? I really need to know”– David Beckham.
“Diego Maradona – a flawed genius who has now become a genius who is flawed” – Bob Wilson
“Chile have three options – they could win or they could lose.”– Kevin Keegan
“Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins.” – Brian Moore
“I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink. The rest I wasted!” – The legendary George Best, RIP
“This is an unusual Scotland side because they have good players”– Javier Clemente
“The Germans only have one player under 22, and he’s 23!†– Kevin Keegan!
“We lost because we didn’t win”– Ronaldo
“Well, I can play in the centre, on the right and occasionally on the left side”– David Beckham after being asked if he is ‘volatile’, obviously thinking that this meant ‘versatile’
Reporter:-Â “It looked like you were outplayed in certain area’s of the field in today’s game.” Gordon Strachan:-Â “Yes, we were outplayed in certain parts of the field today, the big green area of it…”
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