Go, England, Go!!!
I’m a English football fan because Rooney and Green “PLAY” on the squad. They’re funny just like those other comedians, Mickey Rooney and Tom Green.
Capello called Heskey after a disastrous game and said – Heskey, you were rubbish, you can’t even score with no Goalkeeper between the posts from 6 yards out.
“Don’t pay any attention to him, Emile”, said captain Gerrard, trying to be encouraging. “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He only repeats what everybody else says.”
Why are English Fane happy that Australia has a team in the 2020 World Cup? Because they’ll have a team to support in the second round.
Shaun Wright Phillips walks into a night club in Johannesburg and sees a stunning leggy blonde beauty on the dance floor.
He approaches her and says, “Get your coat, your coming back to my hotel with me tonight.”
She looks at him and replies, “Goodness, You’re a little forward!”
• Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied, “No way. You got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”
• What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.
• What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
• Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England’s top scorer.
• I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian
• What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.
• Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door
• What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.
Before I came on here, I looked in the mirror and say’d “be confident”. Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that’s going to improve his confidence.
I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a poor team we should easily have beaten. I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.
The England team went out to visit an orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning. “It’s good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible,” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.
In honour of England’s display against Algeria, we’re unveiling a new national flag. It’s the same design as before but without the red cross.
Fabio Capello gave Rob Green extra training today & after an extra 4hrs and 3000 shots he never let a goal in. Fabio was very pleased and later said in a press report “Rob green can now train with the rest of the team & not just with Emile Heskey!!