What do you call a Frenchman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
The REFEREE! 🙂
* Today: France meet South Africa in Bloemfontein. Wednesday: England meet Slovenia in Port Elizabeth. Thursday: England meet France in the departure lounge.
* The French have a lot of tall players who all play in a similar style. It was like there were 11 big Cisses out there.
* Raymond Domenech knew there was revolt in the ranks when the team barbecue turned out to be a burning live sheep.
* If the French get their packing done quickly, they might just run into Nicolas Anelka in duty-free.
* France and England have never been so united. Now we both hate the French national team.
* There were tears on the streets of Paris as France’s players prepared to fly home. One teenage prostitute said: “I can’t stop crying with joy, it’s been ages since we saw Franck Ribery.”
* France have renamed one of Paris’ most famous landmarks. It’s now called the I-Can’t-Believe-They-Were-Ever-Champs Elysees.
* France are going home early from the World Cup again. If only there was a French term for ‘deja vu’.
* The French are remaking a popular American sitcom. It’s now called ‘Nobody Loves Raymond’.
What’s the difference between a Toothpick and the French national team? A toothpick has two point’s
The toothfairy Santa Claus A good french football player and a homless dude player were walking down the street when they come across $50 note who gets it first? The homless dude because none of the other’s exist.
What do you call a good football player in France? A Tourist