The Irish See Things As They Areâ© or The Irish See Trump As He IsFather O’Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day inhis new Washington D.C. Parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside.He then noticed there was . . . A donkey lying dead in the middle of his front lawn.He promptly called the White House. The conversation went like this:“Good morning. This is Donald Trump, How might I help you?”“And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O’Malley at St. Ann’sCatholic Church. There’s a donkey lying dead in me front lawn and would ye be so kind as to send a couple o’yer lads to take care of the matter?”Trump, considering himself to be quite a wit and recognizing the Irishaccent, thought he would have a little fun with the good father, andreplied, “Well now Father, it was always my impression that you peopletook care of the last rites!”There was dead silence on the line for a moment . . . Father O’Malley thenreplied: “Aye,’ tis certainly true; but we are also obliged to call thenext of kin first – which is the reason for me call.”
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