After a great deal of debate (and thought) there is only one possible reason why the US and England did not make it to the final 8 in the 2010 World Cup.

Blame it on the Fans. These are typical American and British Fans!

and these are typical fans of the remaining eight teams in the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.

Obvious, right? Now we can all settle down and put the debate to rest!

The best World Cup joke is the England team.

How much are these incompetents getting paid?

More in a week than a nurse earns in 3 years.

More in a week than a doctor earns in two years.

More in a day than 3 pensions for a year.

You don’t need jokes.. you just need to watch England play and it makes you laugh.

Go, England, Go!!!

I’m a English football fan because Rooney and Green “PLAY” on the squad. They’re funny just like those other comedians, Mickey Rooney and Tom Green.

Capello called Heskey after a disastrous game and said – Heskey, you were rubbish, you can’t even score with no Goalkeeper between the posts from 6 yards out.

“Don’t pay any attention to him, Emile”, said captain Gerrard, trying to be encouraging. “He doesn’t know what he’s talking about. He only repeats what everybody else says.”

Why are English Fane happy that Australia has a team in the 2020 World Cup? Because they’ll have a team to support in the second round.

Shaun Wright Phillips walks into a night club in Johannesburg and sees a stunning leggy blonde beauty on the dance floor.

He approaches her and says, “Get your coat, your coming back to my hotel with me tonight.”

She looks at him and replies, “Goodness, You’re a little forward!”

• Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” To which the old lady replied, “No way. You got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!”

• What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A referee.

• What’s the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.

• Three hours of football and Robert Green is still England’s top scorer.

• I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should easily have beaten. . . . I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian

• What’s the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet engine eventually stops whining.

• Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room – Robert Green was guarding the door

• What’s the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Before I came on here, I looked in the mirror and say’d “be confident”. Fabio Capello told Wayne Rooney to have a long look at himself in the mirror. Like that’s going to improve his confidence.

I can’t believe we only managed a draw against a poor team we should easily have beaten. I’m ashamed to call myself Algerian.

The England team went out to visit an orphanage in Cape Town on Saturday morning. “It’s good to put a smile on the faces of people with no hope, constantly struggling and facing the impossible,” said Jamal Umboto, aged 6.

In honour of England’s display against Algeria, we’re unveiling a new national flag. It’s the same design as before but without the red cross.

Fabio Capello gave Rob Green extra training today & after an extra 4hrs and 3000 shots he never let a goal in. Fabio was very pleased and later said in a press report “Rob green can now train with the rest of the team & not just with Emile Heskey!!

The total value of its 2010 sponsorships tops $1.2 billion, with brands like Adidas and Visa forking over $350 million each and Sony ponying up $305 million for the honor. Meanwhile, Coca Cola says this is the brand’s largest campaign ever. Can the commercials outdo the 2006Adidas ad?. It captured the World Cup spirit, star power, humor, and futbol skills. It was everything a World Cup ad should be.

One contender for the best ad.

Father’s Day is a chance for dads everywhere to fall asleep on the couch in a new tie.

Gifts For The Beer Lover

What every Father should have!

• Beers from around the world

• Drink bands

• Bottle opener sandals and rings

• Beer of the Month club

• Monogrammed steins

The following are some quotes Fathers Day to honor our parents. Happy Father `s Day!

Any fool can be the father, but it takes a real man to be the father!

Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are a god and the weight of the world to them.

“I think that my father gave me one of the greatest gift we can offer another person, me.

It was a difficult life, but my difficulties are not against the difficulties that my parents went through to get the system in me to where I started.

He did not tell me how to live, lived, and let me watch him do so.

My father used to play with my brother and I in the yard. And the mother come out and say,

George Herbert, like a strange, 1640

Parenting and pretending the present you love most is soap on a rope.

——-Quote parents the day before: Bill Cosby

Henry James once defined life as that predicament which precedes death, and certainly no one owes you in religion or honor its gratitude for him in that predicament. But the child is owed no debt to his father if the father, after that I got in this Pic of trouble, takes off his coat and buckles down to work to show his son how best to crash through it.

The father of the child was to make him always young woman. When a woman has had a turn again.

A massage

Lawn Cutting and Landscaping Services

Bottle of Wine or Scotch

New Wallet

Tickets to his Favourite Sporting Event

Green Fees at his Favoutie Golf Course

Car Accessories -First aid Kit, organizer

A set of Golf Clubs

New Grips for his Golf Clubs

Fishing gear