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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!
We’re moving closer & closer to the New Year …………………………
STOP! …. not too fast …………… .
or maybe like this ? ………………….
For all of us,
big and small,
time flew by …………….
and sometimes we wish ………………….
we have more of it.
This week we will little work hard
……………….. alot
……………….. yes.
Sometimes things were………………………
quite exhausting .
But now,………..
1..2..3…start 
Its last week to gooooooooooooooo
Its final oneeeeee
Have a Pleasant and Relaxing week and a Blasting New Year.
What do you do at Christmas?
As a teacher, Ms. Jones, was curious about how each of her students celebrated Christmas She called on young Patrick Murphy.
“Tell me Patrick what do you do at Christmas time?” She asked.
Patrick addressed the class, “Well Ms. Jones, me and my twelve brothers and sisters go to the midnight Mass and we sing hymns, then we come home very late and we put mince pies by the back door and hang up our stockings. Then all excited we go to bed and wait for Father Christmas to come with all our toys.”
“Very nice Patrick,” she said. “Now Jimmy Brown, what do you do at Christmas?”
“Well, Ms. Jones, me and my sister also go to Church with Mum and Dad and we sing carols and we get home ever so late. We put cookies and milk by the chimney and we hang up our stockings. We hardly sleep, waiting for Santa Claus to bring our presents.”
Realizing there was a Jewish boy in the class and not wanting to leave him out of the discussion, she asked, “Now, Isaac Cohen, what do you do at Christmas?”
Isaac said, “Well, it’s the same thing every year. Dad comes home from the office we all pile into the Mercedes, then we drive to Dad’s toy factory. When we get inside, and see all of the empty shelves we all begin to sing ‘What a Friend We Have in Jesus.’ Then we all go to the Bahamas.”
Great Decoration!
“Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever.Great stories. But two things made me take it down.
First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.
Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).. By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that. My yard couldn’t take it either. I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.”