Category Archives: 1. Funny Email Forwards
Beautiful women can be bad for your health, according to scientists- Just Great!!!
Just five minutes alone with an attractive female raise the levels of cortisol, the body’s stress hormone, according to a study from the University of Valencia.
The effects are heightened in men who believe that the woman in question is “out of their league”.
What’s Up with the British and Sex Injuries?
Painful passion: thousands nursing secret sex injuries
Hundreds of thousands of embarrassed Britons are suffering in silence every year after injuring themselves during sex. A survey found that around a third of the adult population – about 18 million people – has suffered an ache or strain either during or after bouts of passion.
Pulled muscles emerged as the most common complaint, followed by back injuries, carpet burns, cricked neck and bashing an elbow or knee. As many as 40 per cent only realised they were injured the morning after because they were overcome with passion and did not notice it at the time.
Cutest Little Puppy Siren Video
This is our puppy. Every time an ambulance goes by our house, she “helps” with her own
cute siren!
Get out and Enjoy Nature -Funny / Great Animal and Bird Pictures
funny email forward, great pictures
Great One Liners and Jokes about GOLF
These greens are so fast I have to hold my putter over the ball and hit it with the shadow.
~ Sam Snead
I was three over today: One over a house, one over a patio and one over a swimming pool.
~ George Brett
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And I took a 7 to do that.
~ Jim Murray
The only sure rule in golf is – he who has the fastest cart never has to play the bad lie.
~ Mickey Mantle
Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you’re not good at them.
~ Kevin Costner
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
After all these years, it’s still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye.
~ Chi Chi Rodriguez
The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree.
~ Brian Weis
Swing hard in case you hit it.
~ Dan Marino
My favourite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered.
~ Lord Robertson
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
~ Jack Benny
There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other on the ground.
~ Ben Hogan
Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you’re the best.
~ Jack Nicklaus
The uglier a man’s legs are, the better he plays golf. It’s almost a law.
~ H. G. Wells
I never pray on a golf course. Actually, the Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course.
~ Billy Graham
If you watch a game, it’s fun If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
~ Bob Hope
While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.
~ Henny Youngman
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball.
~ Jack Lemmon
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
~ Lee Trevino
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
