This only takes a second and it feels so good! It will definitely make you smile!
I think we all need a little spring today!
Click on the snowman.  You will get a black page.
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What is this?
For the answer and more pictures for you to guess, “What it is?”, click on the following link:
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What the Easter Bunny taught me…
ALL I EVER NEEDED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM THE EASTER BUNNY
Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket.
Walk softly and carry a big carrot.
Everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
There’s no such thing as too much candy.
All work and no play can make you a basket case.
A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention.
Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day.
Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits.
Some body parts should be floppy.
Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans.
Good things come in small sugar-coated packages.
The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket.
An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare.
To show your true colors – you have to come out of your shell.
The best things in life are still sweet and gooey.
Author Unknown
The Best Explanation for the Theory of Intelligence!
‘Well you see, Norm, it’s like this . .. . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells.. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers..’
Peter Crouch wins funniest man in sport vote after ‘virgin’ jibe
The lanky-legged striker, whose fiancee is lads’ mag pin-up and lingerie model Abi Clancy (pictured above), topped a survey to find the best one liners and comedy football moments of all time.
The 6ft 7in beanpole responded to the question, “What would you be if you weren’t a footballer?” by saying: “A virgin”, winning him nearly a quarter of the votes in the poll.
His famous “robot dance” goal celebration – which he has promised to repeat if England win the World Cup in South Africa – also added to his appeal.
Manchester United legend George Best features at number two in the vote for his comment: “I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars – the rest I just squandered.”
Happy St. Paddy’s Day- JOKE
Every day, Seamus O’Malley goes down to the pub and orders three pints.
After a number of weeks, Mickey Flynn, the proprietor asks why the three pints.
Seamus explains that his brothers Patrick and Donald have moved to  Australia and  Canada but before they left, they promised each other that they would have a symbolic pint together each day. So each of them, heads to their local pub each day for their three pints for the three brothers.
This goes on for months.
One day, Seamus orders two pints. Mickey is a bit concerned by says nothing. Seamus orders two pints again the next day.
With a long face and a heavy heart, Mickey brings Seamus his two pints and tells Seamus that he is sorry for his loss.
Seamus is surprised by the message and asks Mickey to explain.
“You’re only ordering two pints. I assumed one of your brothers diedâ€, explained Mickey.
“Oh no. Sorry to worry you Mickeyâ€, replies Seamus, “it’s just that the doctor told me to give up drinkingâ€.
“But you’ve still ordered two pints†says Mickey, to which Seamus explains, “My brothers haven’t stopped drinking, only meâ€
Happy  St. Paddy’s Day
A GOLF STORY
A golf story:
Subject: 90 years old
Arthur is 90 years old. He’s played golf every day since his retirement 25
years ago.
One day he arrives home looking downcast.
“That’s it,” he tells his wife. “I’m giving up golf. My eyesight has gotten
so bad that once I’ve hit the ball, I can’t see where it went.”
His wife sympathizes and makes him a cup of tea. As they sit down, she says,
“Why don’t you take my brother with you and give it one more try.”
“That’s no good,” sighs Arthur. “Your brother’s a hundred and three. He
can’t help.”
“He may be a hundred and three,” says the wife, “but his eyesight is
perfect.”
So the next day, Arthur heads off to the golf course with his
brother-in-law. He tees up, takes an almighty swing, and squints down the
fairway.
He turns to the brother-in-law. “Did you see the ball?”
“Of course I did!” replies the brother-in-law. “I have perfect eyesight.”
They walk down the fairway a little ways, then Arthur asks, “Where did it go?”