Category Archives: 1. Funny Email Forwards
My Hearing is Perfect Now
A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.â€
“Really,†answered the neighbor . “What kind is it?â€
“Twelve thirty.â€
Looking Good! Funny Joke
The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.â€
The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it’s time to go home.â€