I want it lowered! John 14 years ago A 97 year old man goes into his doctorâ€s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.†“Sirâ€, replied the doctor, “Youâ€re 97. Donâ€t you think your sex drive is all in your head?†“Youâ€re darn right it is!†replied the old man. “Thatâ€s why I want it lowered!†RelatedNo Sex, no drugs, no life...3:49pmWill I live to be 80!!!2:52pmListless Sex Life6:08am