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I want it lowered!

A 97 year old man goes into his doctorâ€s office and says, “Doc, I want my sex drive lowered.”

“Sir”, replied the doctor, “Youâ€re 97. Donâ€t you think your sex drive is all in your head?”

“Youâ€re darn right it is!” replied the old man. “Thatâ€s why I want it lowered!”