New Wine for Seniors
I Â kid you not….
New Wine  for Seniors
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new  hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected  to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the  bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as
PINO MORE
I Â HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I Â just could not help it.