Little Johnny Joke about Church Services John 14 years ago A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Little Johnny replied, “Because people are sleeping.” RelatedLittle Johnny and God11:28amWhy Teachers Drink - If you had a Little Johnny in your class, you would drink too!8:17amLittle Johnny Jokes1:11pm