Funny Old Man Joke -A break from the Boring World Cup Matches -Brazil vs Portugal

An old man was in his golden years, but that didnâ€t stop him from

of it, I wasnâ€t even born yet.”

An old man was in his golden years, but that didnâ€t stop him from

trying to pick up the younger ladies. He went to the local bar,

approached a very young and pretty woman and said, “Where have you

been all my life?”

The young lady takes one glance at him and says, “For the first half

of it, I wasnâ€t even born yet.”