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Top World Cup Soccer / Football Highlights 2010 South Africa


1. Just loved these songs! Great memories from the 2010 World Cup in South Africa!

Shakir – Waka Waka, This time for Africa

K’naan – Wavin’ Flag

2. Damn Vuvuzelas

3. Beautiful Sexy Fans

I couldn’t understand what FIFA had against the fans in Orange. I love that colour!

4. Diego Maradona -What a character!

5. England, France, and Italy being eliminated.

6. World Cup Jokes

You heard about the England bra?

All support, no cup.

Whatâ€s the differnce between a cup of coffee and England? Coffee stays in the cup longer.

Argentina are playing England in the world cup, and Messi says to the team, “listen you all seem tired, why donâ€t you have a night off, have a drink and Iâ€ll play by myself.” So they agree and Messi goes to play England by himself.

At half time the Argentinian team check the score and they see ARG 1-0 ENG (Messi 37th min). Theyâ€re all impressed and get back to what theyre doing.

After the match finishes they check the score and see ARG 1-1 ENG (Lampard 85th min). They go to their dressing room and see Messi with his head in his hands. They tell him, “Come on, cheer up you got a draw all by yourself, thatâ€s great.”Messi replies, “No you donâ€t understand, I got sent off in the 60th minute.”

John Terry reckons the players missed their friends and family… remind me again what he does with his friendâ€s family?

John Terry is so traumatized he wonâ€t be able to sleep with a teammateâ€s wife for WEEKS.

In a class, the teacher is asking everyone what jobs their parents have…

Teacher to kid: and what does your dad do?

Jimmy: heâ€s a stripper in a gay bar and often lets other men touch his privates

After class, teacher takes Jimmy to one side…

Teacher: is that true about your dad?

Jimmy: no, he plays football for england but I was too embarassed to say.

I canâ€t believe we only managed a draw against a poor team we should easily have beaten.

Iâ€m ashamed to call myself Algerian.

Woman in Distress at the World Cup

My wife and I had great seats for a 2010 World Cup match. I noticed a fan in distress and I got up to help her. My wife asked, “Where are you going?â€

I answered, “I think she lost her cell phone and I have a good idea where it is.”

and thatâ€s when the fight started…

7. Robert Green Jokes, Poor Guy!

Steven Gerard said that “The whole team is behind Robert Green.(the English goalkeeper who scored a goal in his own net)” His problem was that too many balls were getting behind him as well!

Robert Green is a man who makes his goals. Unfortunately for him, some are for the other team!

The English needed an experienced goalkeeper. Instead, they got one who was Green.

Robert Green was told to keep his eyes on the ball. Too bad he couldnâ€t keep his hands on it as well!

8. The inability of the FIFA Executive to use modern technolgy.

The whole world knew England scored, except for the only person that matters – the ref!

No argument!

9. The Passion of the fans and commentators

Spanish commentator celebrates goal by convulsing celebración de Camacho gol de Villa a Paraguay 2010


10.  Great 2010 World Cup Commercials

Very Sexy Prestige Beer’s World Cup 2010 TV Ad Brazil Argentina


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