A blind guy enters a bar and finds his way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind man hollers to the bartender, “Buddy, wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately becomes silent. In a deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I’m a 6 foot 200 pound blonde with a black belt in Jeet Kun Do. What’s more, the bloke sitting next to me is blonde and he’s a heavyweight boxer. The woman to your right is a blonde, and she’s a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. D’ya still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind guy says, “Ach, nah…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”
