The Magic Green Hat Trump’s America

  The Magic Green Hat     Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.   When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.               Here’s the hat: It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.   But…don’t try it at McDonald’s. The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order! Â