The Magic Green Hat

 

 

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

 

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left.

I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.

It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Here’s the hat:

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It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.

It saved me 5 hours.

 

But…don’t try it at McDonald’s.

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

 

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