The Magic Green Hat
Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the hat:
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
It saved me 5 hours.
But…don’t try it at McDonald’s.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!