HGA Creative is proud to present the second video in its ‘creative solutions’ viral campaign. With the greatest show on earth due to kick off in spectacular style on 11th June, the HGA video team have tapped into the World Cup fever and based their latest, ambitious concept around South Africa and FIFA World Cup 2010. Filmed on location in HD, the video features a host of talented young footballers, showcasing their skills like Beckham, Ronaldo, Torres and Rooney in the sun, but as with England’s hopes, there’s always a twist in the tale…
Because of snobs or stubbornness, instant replays or more refs are not allowed in the sport. What about the South African goal keeper, Khune, who dreamed of these games all his life??? Due to a terrible call by the ref, his World Cup is over. Give me a break! The whole world knows the call was wrong. The whole world knows the players are actors, trying to get the ref’s attenion.
Why not get with it and change the rules. Allow the coaches to have a challenge or 2 in each game.
What is wrong with that????????????????
Any thoughts?????????
Just a terrible call today!!!!!!
Wow!
This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer  purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having  smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a  claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer  stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of small fires..’ The insurance  company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had  consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON! Â (Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with  the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated  nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which  it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that  it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered  to be unacceptable ‘fire’ and was obligated to pay the  claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the  insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for  his loss of the cigars that perished in the ‘fires’.
NOW Â Â FOR THE BEST PART…
After the lawyer cashed the check, the  insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance  claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the  lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and  was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This true story  won First Place in last year’s Criminal Lawyers Award  contest.
ONLY IN Â Â AMERICA!
New Wine for Seniors
I Â kid you not….
New Wine  for Seniors
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new  hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected  to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the  bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as
PINO MORE
I Â HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I Â just could not help it.
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Kentville Advertiser Newspaper in Kentville , N.S.  and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellers, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.”
Curtis & Leroy replied, “Well, then just give us our money back..”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”
The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”
Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”
Leroy said, “We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Co-Op grocery store and asked:
“What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”
They said,”We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.”
Leroy said,”Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.”
The farmer said,”My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”
Curtis said, “Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.”
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They’re overseeing McGuinty’s Harmonization Sales Tax Plan.
Spain vs. Switzerland 0-1, in what is already the biggest surprise of the group stage at World Cup 2010.
The loss is the more surprising, if you think about the fact that Spain dominated most of the game, had huge opportunities and never looked like it could get less than 3 points.
Switzerland has never beaten Spain at this level of international competition!!!
Brazil is now the favourite to win the 2010 World Cup
Robert Green and Oil Jokes
At least that’s one British spillage the Americans won’t be moaning about…
Very cheap and makes a terrific impression.
