John on August 2nd, 2017

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John on July 31st, 2017

Old Age Humor

The Association of Retired People

Questions and Answers from a recent Forum

Q: Where can single men over the age of 70 find younger women who are interested in them? A: Try a bookstore, under Fiction.
Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? A: Keep busy. If you’re handy with tools, you can finish the basement. When you’re done, you will have a place to live.
Q: Someone has told me that menopause is mentioned in the bible… Is that true? 
Where can it be found?
A: Yes. Matthew 14:92: 
“And Mary rode Joseph’s ass all the way to Egypt…”
Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over-70 year-old husband? A: Tell him you’re pregnant.
Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles? A: Take off your glasses.
Q: Seriously! What can I do for these crow’s feet and all those wrinkles on my face? A: Go braless. It will usually pull them out..
Q: Why should 70 plus year old people use valet parking? A: Valets don’t forget where they park your car.
Q: Is it common for 70-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A: Storing memory is not a problem; retrieving it is the problem.
Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly? A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
Q: Where should 70-plus year olds look for eye glasses? A: On their foreheads.
Q: What is the most common remark made by 70-plus year olds when they enter antique stores? A: “Gosh, I remember these!”
SMILE, You’ve still got your sense of humor!

 

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John on June 30th, 2017

TWITTER SHOULD FIRE TRUMP

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John on June 12th, 2017

Trump: ” It’s going to be very, very good power, Best in the world, Very,very clean. Whitehouse is a dumb name. I’m going to call it the Trump House. Coal miners love me!”

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John on June 1st, 2017

Loved this video about Trump and Scotland! 

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John on May 31st, 2017

SO SAD!!!

Trump

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John on May 25th, 2017
Trump Exorcism Fail

Trump Exorcism Fail

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Trump’s Been Leaving Notes At Historic Sites All Over The World

From: Huffpost

Amazing Scene for Giza Pyramids

See more at Huffpost

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John on May 21st, 2017

Shouldn’t be too long now!

John on May 18th, 2017

He can’t stand to lose.

However, he is losing.

Losing control and

losing his mind!

And he will say, “I am the best president ever, the best president in the world.”

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