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John on June 5th, 2010

One of the best basketball players in the world, Steve Nash loves soccer.

CBSSports.com, the website announced yesterday.

Nash’s video production company, Meathawk, has partnered with the website “to give fans around the globe a unique perspective on the world’s largest sporting event,” CBSSports.com said in a news release.

Nashwill post a total of eight videos to CBSSports.com and the CBSSports.com page on youtube.com

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“With the Visa Watch your Way to Brazil Sweepstakes and dedicated Go Fans YouTube channel, we offer soccer fans yet another way to express their true colors, and enhance their 2010 FIFA World Cup™ experience.”

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England’s Captain, Rio Ferdinand is out of the World Cup due to an injured  knee ( Friday ).

Didier Drogba is a serious doubt for the finals after hurting his elbow.

Drogba was hurt in a friendly against Japan and another top player, midfielder Andrea Pirlo, will miss Italy’s opening Group F match against Paraguay on June 14 with a calf problem.

Nigeria midfielder John Mikel Obi has been ruled out of the 2010 World Cup in South Africa with a knee injury.

Mikel joins fellow Chelsea stars Michael Essien and Michael Ballack in missing out through injury.

The 23-year-old underwent minor knee surgery in May and feels he has not recovered sufficiently.

“We have dropped Mikel from the squad after he said he did not want to risk his career,” said a Nigeria spokesman.

Africa’s World Cup has its first possible disaster.

It was revealed Friday that the injury which forced Ivory Coast captain Didier Drogba out of Thursday’s friendly against Japan in Sion, Switzerland, is a broken right elbow.

Team doctors have not yet ruled Drogba out of the competition, it’s clear that his World Cup is over.

Didier Drogba (centre) clutches his broken right arm after a collision with Japan's Tulio Tanaka (rear) during a friendly in Sion, Switzerland, on Friday

‘He had a lot of pain,’ said Ivory Coast boss Sven-Goran Eriksson. ‘Of course I’m worried. He’s captain and one of the world’s best players. It was unlucky. It wasn’t bad or stupid. He (Tanaka) didn’t want to hurt anyone. Football is a game of contact.’

John on June 4th, 2010

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The name of this song is Hallelujah by Leonard Cohen. I love this version & especially K.D. Lang’s rendition.

Loved her performance at the 2010 Winter Olympics, Vancouver Canada.

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This CLIO award winning commercial shows an interesting and hilarious perspective on sibling rivalry.

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I may be mistaken, but these Elephant statues that guard the entrance to the Carlsberg brewery in Copenhagen, look a little drunk!!!

Elephant statues guard the entrance to the Carlsberg brewery in Copenhagen tipsy

Workers at the Carlsberg brewery in Denmark are on strike after management handed down new rules about drinking on the job. Now, employees are allowed to drink beer only while at lunch:

The strike in Denmark followed the company’s April 1 decision to introduce new rules for employees on beer drinking at work, said Jens Bekke, spokesman at the world no.4 brewer.

“There has been free beer, water and soft drinks everywhere,” he said. “Yesterday, beers were removed from all refrigerators. The only place you can get a beer in future is in the canteen, at lunch.”

Bekke said drivers retained an old right to three beers per day outside lunch hours, and warehouse workers claimed the same right.

“Because of that, the warehouse staff went on strike yesterday, with other staff striking in sympathy,” he said.

I believe the strike ended by noon because the workers were thirsty!!!!!!!!

Drivers can have three beers per day outside lunch hours???????????????????

Maybe teachers should strike for free beer at lunch to help cope with the stress!

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England goalkeeper David James has joined his Spanish and Italian counterparts in criticism of the new World Cup ball, describing it as “dreadful” and “horrible”.

The ‘Jabulani’ has already been criticised by Iker Casillas and Gianluigi Buffon and James fears the movement of the adidas ball – particularly at altitude – will be a cause for concern for goalkeepers across the tournament.

James said: “The ball is dreadful. It’s horrible, but it’s horrible for everyone. You saw from Frank (Lampard)’s free-kick in the first half against Japan which dipped wickedly, so it’ll be interesting.”

The Portsmouth man fears he or another number one could be made to look foolish by the Jabulani.

“There are undoubtedly going to be some goals scored in this tournament which in previous tournaments with different balls wouldn’t have been scored,” he added.

“It’ll allow people to score extra goals, but leave some goalkeepers looking daft.”

Italy goalkeeper Buffon described the ball’s trajectory as “unpredictable” and insisted it would not just be goalkeepers who would suffer.

He said that a misplaced pass from midfielder Andrea Pirlo which would normally miss its mark by a few inches could be off course “by three metres”.

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