Check out this site for a great Interactive chart for the 2010 FIFA World Cup:

http://fifaworldcup.durban.gov.za/Pages/match_schedules.aspx

John on May 13th, 2010

John on May 13th, 2010

man and dog reason why i forward jokes1

A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk off to one side.

When he was close enough, he called out, “Excuse me. Where are we?”

“This is Heaven, sir,” the man answered.

“Of course, sir. Come right in, and I’ll have some ice water brought right up.” The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

“Can my best friend,” gesturing toward his dog, “come in, too?” the traveler asked.

“I’m sorry, sir, but we don’t accept pets.”

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

“Excuse me!” he called to the man. “Do you have any water?”

“Yeah, sure, there’s a pump over there, come on in.”

“How about my best friend here?” the traveler gestured to the dog.

“There should be a bowl by the pump.”

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

“Well, that’s confusing,” the traveler said. “The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.”

“Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates. Nope. That’s hell.”

“Doesn’t it make you mad for them to use your name like that?”

“No, we’re just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.”

Sometimes, we wonder why best friends keep sending funny email forwards to us without writing a word.

When you are very busy or don’t have much to say, but still want to keep in touch with your best friend, guess what you do, you forward funny emails.


John on May 13th, 2010

Diversity

Soccer fans can toast their favourite teams as early as 10 a.m. during the World Cup, under relaxed bar hours approved Wednesday by Toronto City Council.

“People were allowed to drink from 11 in the morning until 2 the following morning, and now they’ll be allowed to drink from 10 in the morning until 2 the following morning,” said Deputy Mayor Joe Pantalone.

Council voted overwhelmingly for the extra hour of drinking time, from June 11 to July 11.

“It’s appreciated by people who enjoy a good game with a glass of beer in the hot days of July and August,” Pantalone said. “It’s extremely significant to enjoying the beautiful game and giving an economic shot in the arm to small entrepreneurs, which is what restaurant and bar owners are.”

Maxine drinking world cup 2010Maxine is ready!

Is this just for fans??

Futuristic Adidas Commercial -almost supernatural, featuring football stars with equally supernatural skills

The people behind World Cup Blog have put together two options. The first is a “classic” style wall chart made up of one page with the schedule and box scores. The second is a “bracket” style version made up of two pages. Here’s a quick teaser image:

If you’re interested in having either or both of the wall charts some where in your home or office, then here’s a step by step:

1.   Click here: http://www.worldcupblog.org/world-cup-2010-wall-chart

2. Click the links to select either the “Classic” or “Bracket” version. The wall chart will open as a pdf.

3. Print out your wall chart (or save and print later).

4. Attach to a vertical surface with something either sharp, sticky or magnetic.

5. Wait for June 11th, 2010.

John on May 13th, 2010

A brief look at the sacred #10 jersey in soccer.

‘Number 10’ player is most often used as a synonym for a soccer team’s playmaker.

Players who have worn the number ten shirt. The most famous of these are of course Pele and Maradona.

Others include:

Zinedine Zidane France
Andreas Ivanschitz Austria
William Gallas Arsenal FC
Mikel Arteta Everton
Sergio Agüero Atlético Madrid
Joe Cole Chelsea FC
John Carew Aston Villa
Michael Owen England, Newcastle United
Benni McCarthy Blackburn Rovers
Darren Bent Tottenham Hotspur
Luís Fabiano F C Sevilla
Clarence Seedorf A C Milan
Adriano Inter Milan
Francesco Totti A S Roma
Juan Román Riquelme Argentina, Boca Juniors
Robin van Persie Netherlands
Ronaldinho for Brazil and Barcelona
Kaka Brazil
Dennis Bergkamp Arsenal
Tomáš Rosický Czech Republic
José Antonio Reyes Spain
Francesc Fabregas Spain
Rafael van der Vaart Netherlands
John on May 12th, 2010

*A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.

‘Not a chance,’ says the husband, ‘it is 3:00 in the morning!’

He slams the door and returns to bed.

‘Who was that?’ asked his wife.

‘Just some drunk guy asking for a push,’ he answers.

‘Did you help him?’ she asks.

‘No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!’

‘Well, you have a short memory,’ says his wife. ‘Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!’

The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.

He calls out into the dark, ‘Hello, are you still there?’

‘Yes,’ comes back the answer.

‘Do you still need a push?’ calls out the husband..

‘Yes, please!’ comes the reply from the dark.

‘Where are you?’ asks the husband.

‘Over here on the swing,’ replied the drunk.*

and that’s when the fight started…