Even the smallest car would be nice!
If you can’t afford to buy your father or your husband a new car, Â then here’s a few auto-related items you might consider for Father’s Day.
-Driving Gloves
– Hands-free cellphone system.
– Good quality first-aid kit.
– Trunk organizer.
– Portable 12-volt power pack.
– Assembled trailer wheel.
- To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. – Ernest Hemingway
- The thing to remember about fathers is. they’re men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle. – Phyllis McGinley
- If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. – James Baldwin
- My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. – Peter De Vries
- Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben
- Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. – Red Buttons
HGA Creative is proud to present the second video in its ‘creative solutions’ viral campaign. With the greatest show on earth due to kick off in spectacular style on 11th June, the HGA video team have tapped into the World Cup fever and based their latest, ambitious concept around South Africa and FIFA World Cup 2010. Filmed on location in HD, the video features a host of talented young footballers, showcasing their skills like Beckham, Ronaldo, Torres and Rooney in the sun, but as with England’s hopes, there’s always a twist in the tale…
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Wow!
This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer  purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
Within a month, having  smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a  claim against the insurance company.
In his claim, the lawyer  stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of small fires..’ The insurance  company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had  consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.
The lawyer sued and WON! Â (Stay with me.)
Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with  the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated  nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which  it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that  it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered  to be unacceptable ‘fire’ and was obligated to pay the  claim.
Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the  insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for  his loss of the cigars that perished in the ‘fires’.
NOW Â Â FOR THE BEST PART…
After the lawyer cashed the check, the  insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!
With his own insurance  claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the  lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and  was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This true story  won First Place in last year’s Criminal Lawyers Award  contest.
ONLY IN Â Â AMERICA!
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New Wine for Seniors
I Â kid you not….
New Wine  for Seniors
California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new  hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected  to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the  bathroom during the night.
The new wine will be marketed as
PINO MORE
I Â HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I Â just could not help it.
Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Kentville Advertiser Newspaper in Kentville , N.S.  and bought a mule for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.
The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellers, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.”
Curtis & Leroy replied, “Well, then just give us our money back..”
The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”
The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”
Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”
The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”
Leroy said, “We shore can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”
A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Co-Op grocery store and asked:
“What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”
They said,”We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.”
Leroy said,”Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.”
The farmer said,”My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”
Curtis said, “Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.”
Curtis and Leroy now work for the government.
They’re overseeing McGuinty’s Harmonization Sales Tax Plan.
Robert Green and Oil Jokes
At least that’s one British spillage the Americans won’t be moaning about…
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Very cheap and makes a terrific impression.
