“My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.’ DAVID BECKHAM
“I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.’ MARK VIDUKA
“We lost because we didn’t win.” RONALDO
“I’ve had 14 bookings this season – eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.” PAUL GASCOIGNE
“I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.” MICK DRAPER
“It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.”
“Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.”
“Leeds is a great club and it’s been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.”
“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.” STEWART PEARCE
“I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.” IAN RUSH
“Germany are a difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.”
“One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.” ALAN SHEARER
“Sometimes in football you have to score goats.” THIERRY HENRY
“Winning doesn’t realty matter as long as you win.” VINNY JONES
“Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level.” DAVID BECKHAM
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A  famous French shipbuilder ship company and one  of Monaco  joined hands together to build this yacht with  enormous dimensions: the WHY 58×38. (58metres long and  38 metres wide)  After the first pictures of this  project.
On  the lower deck are the common premises, such as  lounge, piano bar and dining area
The  yacht has the shape of a horseshoe and has a  roof so everything is bathed in a sea of  light.
The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.
The next day, he brought a small sign that
Read:
“I’m the Boss!”
He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband: Let’s stand in silence for 2 minutes.
and that’s when the fight started…