THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES
Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and take either music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man musttake care of his 3 kids;
keep his assigned house clean,
correct all homework,
complete science projects,
cook,
do laundry,
and pay a list of ‘pretend’ bills
with not enough money.
In addition,each man
will have to budget enough money
for groceries each week.
Each man
must remember the birthdays
of all their friends and relatives,
and send cards out on time–no emailing.
Each man must also take each child
to a doctor’s appointment,
a dentist appointment
and a haircut appointment.
He must make one unscheduled and
inconvenient visit per child to the Emergency Room.
He must also make cookies or cupcakes
for a school function.
Each man will be responsible for
decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside, and keeping it
presentable at all times.
The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep and all chores are done.
The men must shave their legs,
wear makeup daily,
adorn themselves with jewelry,
wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails polished,
and eyebrows groomed
During one of the six weeks,
the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, backaches, headaches,
have extreme, unexplained mood swings
but never once complain or slow down
from other duties.
They must attend weekly school meetingsand church,
and find time at least once to spend
the afternoon at the park or a similar
setting.
They will need to read a book to the kids each nightand in the morning,feed them,dress them,
brush their teeth and
comb their hair
by 7:30 am.
A test will be givenat the end of the six weeks,and each father will be required to knowall of the following information:
each child’s
birthday,
height, weight,
shoe size, clothes size,
doctor’s name,
the child’s weight at birth,
length, time of birth,
and length of labor,
each child’s favorite color,
middle name,
favorite snack,
favorite song,
favorite drink,
favorite toy,
biggest fear,
and what they want to be when they grow up.
The kids vote them off the island based on performance.
The last man wins only if…
he still
has enough energy
to be intimate with his spouse
at a moment’s notice.
If the last man does win,
he can play the game over and over and over
again for the next 18-25 years,
eventually earning the right
to be called Mother!
After you get done laughing,
send this to as many females as
you think will get a kick out of it and
as many men as you think can handle it.
Just don’t send it back to me….
I’m going to bed.
For all those who wondered….I know my wife and I  did……
A fascinating story you may not have heard. . .
The (odd-looking?) bouquet of flowers presented to each medalist on the podium – 1,800 in all – are all the same, made up of green spider mums with hypericum berries surrounded by leather-leaf fern, monkey grass, and aspidistra leaves.
What’s really interesting? They’re all made by Just Beginning Flowers, a non-profit company in Surrey that employs women who are just out of prison, abused, fighting addiction, or with special needs, and teaches them how to be florists.
Really miss those great games!! What emotions and memories!
Continue reading about Subject: 2010 Winter Olympic Flowers –Fascinating
Many critics have been harsh. We shall see! The real test will be the opinion of the TV audience.
Check out the following site for POLLS and More Info on the Marriage Ref:
http://marriageump.blogspot.com/
The premise of the show involves real life couples who have been having an on-going fight for a long time. A video clip is shown to the three-member celebrity panel, showing both sides of the argument. The celebrity panel (consisting of recently married, recently divorced, or those with long histories of relationship success or failure) then discuss the merits of each side of the argument and vote on who they think is right. In addition to the celebrity panel, there is also a celebrity fact checker who can provide additional information to aid in the decision making. In the episode with Madonna, for instance, Maria Menounos fills this role. Though the Marriage Ref may take their advice, he is free to make up his own mind about who is right.
Production
The following celebrities are scheduled to appear as guest judge: Madonna,[10] Matt Lauer, Matthew Broderick, Martin Short, Sarah Silverman, Larry David, Ricky Gervais, Cedric the Entertainer,[11] Tina Fey, Eva Longoria, and Charles Barkley.[12]
Check out the following site for POLLS and More Info on the Marriage Ref:
http://marriageump.blogspot.com/
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The Marriage Ref is a reality television series hosted by comedian Tom Papa, which first aired on NBC on February 28, 2010,[1] interrupting the coverage of the 2010 Winter Olympics closing ceremony.[2] It aired before moving to its official timeslot weekly on Thursdays.[3]
The television program has received generally negative reviews from television critics.[4][5] National Public Radio called The Marriage Ref “painfully bad”,[6] The Star Ledger described it as an “ugly, unfunny, patronizing mess”,[7] and New York Magazine called it “kinda terrible”.[8] Both The Baltimore Sun and The Huffington Post questioned how comedian Jerry Seinfeldcould produce something so “unfunny”.[5][9]
According to Jerry Seinfeld it is,
“Real married couples, having a real fight in their home. They’re not in the studio. We watch the video in the studio with a live audience and a panel of celebrity guests and Tom, who is our `marriage ref.’ And we’re going to watch the argument.
“We’re going to discuss the argument: who’s right, who’s wrong. And we’re going to make a call in favour of the husband or the wife, very similar to the way it’s done in sports. Because we felt the sports simplicity is what’s missing in marriage. Like, if you ever played a sandlot game and there’s no umpire, the fights just go on and on.
“Marriage is like that, too.”
There’s nothing better than a good friend, except a good friend with CHOCOLATE.
Linda Grayson, “The Pickwick Papers”
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!
Lucy Van Pelt, “Peanuts”
Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.
Clarence W. Hall
I’m a little hoarse tonight. I’ve been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.
Fred Allen
A strangely reflective, even melancholy day. Is that because, unlike our cousins in the northern hemisphere, Easter is not associated with the energy and vitality of spring but with the more subdued spirit of autumn.
Hugh Mackay
My mom used to say that Greek Easter was later because then you get stuff cheaper.
Amy Sedaris
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.
This means that by 2040 there should be a large elderly population with perky b**bs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them!
My wife suspected that my divorce from my first wife was not legal and that I was still lawfully married to her.
“Do you know the punishment for bigamy?”, she asked.
I replied, ” Two Mother-in Laws!”
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and that’s when the fight started…
Tired of my listless sex life, I came right out and asked my wife during a recent love-making session,
“How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?”
She glanced at me casually and replied, “You’re never home.”
and that’s when the fight started…