It was the World Cup dinner and dance held in the evening, after the final. The festivities were in full swing when three newcomers arrived without tickets. ‘It’s all right,’ said one, ‘we’re friends of the referee.’
‘Whoever heard of a referee with three friends?’, said the bouncer, as he threw them out.
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An elderly couple Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’ Margaret looked him over. ‘Nope.’ Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, ‘Notice anything different NOW?’ Margaret looked up and exclaimed, ‘Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow!’ Furious, Bert yelled, ‘AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT’S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?’ ‘Nope’, she replied.. ‘IT’S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT’S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!’ Without changing her expression, Margaret replied,  ‘Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
and that’s when the fight started…
http://football.picklive.com/
Picklive is played during live televised soccer matches, with scores updated instantaneously. Participants choose three players from the 22 on the field, and compete during the 90 minutes of live play, with the winner decided at the end of the game, meaning winning participants can gloat as soon as the final whistle is blown.
http://www.11kicks.com/Competitions/WCComp
11Kicks, which has offices in Israel and the U.K., and is running a World Cup game in a host of languages, including English, French, Spanish and German. The firm has also recently launched an iPhone app, meaning players can make changes to their squads anytime.
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http://www.fantasyleague.com/ProWorldCup/Default.aspx
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A letter has been sent from a husband:
Dear Sweetheart:
I can’t send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart, your husband.
His wife replied back after some days to her husband:
Dearest sweetheart, Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses details.
1. The Milk man agreed on 2 kisses for one month’s milk.
2. The electricity man only agreed after 7 kisses.
3. Your house owner is coming every day and taking two or three kisses instead of the rent.
4. Supermarket owner did not accept kisses only, so I have given him some other items.
5. Other expenses 40 kisses
Please don’t worry for me, I have a remaining balance of 35 kisses and I hope that I can complete the month using this balance.
Shall I plan same way for next months, please advise.
Your Sweet Heart.
The Ford Mondeo is a large family car sold by the Ford Motor Company  in various markets throughout the world. Fords claims that the new Ford Mondeo Zetec handles better than ever. The quality throughout is very impressive. The new Ford Mondeo has many enhancements including improved braking performance and the Human Machine Interface (HMI) system – a powerful, intuitive, digital command centre, operated by two toggles. There’s plenty of stowage space around the cabin too, with perfectly-shaped homes for items like window squeeges, atlases, drinks cans, tapes, CDs, owners manuals and mobile phones. Pricing for the  New Ford Mondeo Zetec, is also impressive.
1. “Bafana†– The nickname of the South African national team. It means “boys†in Nguni and often appears as “Bafana Bafana†in news articles and advertising. Although ranked 83rd in the world, the South African team has created so much optimism in the host country that there’s a shortage of its jerseys for sale.
2. “Vuvuzela†– This trumpet-like instrument blows one note that sounds like an elephant. Critics fear the vuvuzelawill cause serious issues during the games. The instrument is banned from rugby and cricket matches in South Africa because it’s loud and distracting. Soccer fans vow to blow the vuvuzela loud and often in support of Bafana.
3. “Madiba Magic†– Nelson Mandela is 91 and frail, but hope remains that he will turn up during the World Cup; perhaps when the South African team and his nation most need inspiration. Madiba is Mandela’s Xhosa clan name.
4. “Braai†– Shortened from the Afrikaans word braaivleis, which means “roasted meatâ€, a braai is what we’d call having a barbecue, except it’s bigger, more social, involves more drinking and lots more meat. You haven’t been to South Africa if you haven’t enjoyed a braai.
5. “Sundowner†– A sunset and the drink enjoyed while watching it. Going for a “sundowner†means going to a pub or the beach for a glass of wine or a pint.
6. “Zakumi†– The World Cup’s popular leopard mascot, whose name comes from the country code for South Africa (“zaâ€) and the word many African languages use for “ten†(“kumiâ€).
7. “Diski†– The official dance of the 2010 World Cup, the Diski incorporates soccer moves in its dance steps. Diski is the word used for “soccer†on the playgrounds of several black townships.
8. “Biltong†– Delicious jerked meat from a number of sources, including ostrich and wildebeest. Biltong can be found in many restaurants and grocery stores.
9. “Bunny chow†– A type of fast food most popular in Durban, the bunny chow is a hollowed out loaf of bread filled with one of a variety of curries.
10. “Soccer†– It’s not “footballâ€, to the regret of many Europeans. South Africa, like Canada and the United States, calls the sport “soccer†in part because it has another form of football, rugby. For the same reason, Australians and New Zealanders will also call the game “soccerâ€, which is a 19th-century English euphemism for “associationâ€. You will hear the game referred to as “football†in South Africa too, but many fans call it “soccer,†and the opening and closing matches of the World Cup will be played in Soccer City Stadium in Johannesburg.
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A Dutch fan. (Photo by Laurence Griffiths/Getty Images)
Romania fans. (Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)
Spain fans. (Photo by Shaun Botterill/Getty Images)
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Donovan has an awkward moment with very temperamental copier at ESPN’s Connecticut headquarters. As usual, the U.S. player is just going about his business, and as usual, the cards come flying.
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With so many major injuries, the healthiest team may win!
What are your predictions?
World Champion- ?
Two teams in the World Cup Final- ?
First team to be eliminated from the tournament- ?
Golden Boot winner- ? how many goals?
Golden Ball winner- ?
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