John on June 18th, 2010

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Even the smallest car would be nice!

If you can’t afford to buy your father or your husband a new car,  then here’s a few auto-related items you might consider for Father’s Day.

-Driving Gloves

– Hands-free cellphone system.

– Good quality first-aid kit.

– Trunk organizer.

– Portable 12-volt power pack.

– Assembled trailer wheel.

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John on June 18th, 2010
To help you celebrate Father’s Day in a royal manner we have put our mind and come up with some of the gift ideas. These ideas are not exclusive and exhaustive. They are just an aid. You can add your own imagination and innovation to them.
You can gift a nice photo frame with a family photograph or photograph of a special occasion with which your father has sweet memories attached.
If your father is a travel buff, you can gift a travel package to his favorite destination.
Some persons are voracious readers. If your father is one of them, then you can gift him a bestseller. You can also gift him a subscription of his favorite magazine.
In this era of rapid communication, you can gift your father a mobile phone, PC or a laptop.
Still camera/video camera is a very nice item to gift. Your father can capture some of the sweet moments.
For those fathers who are music lovers you can gift a walkman or music system along with some of their favorite albums.
If your father is a sportsperson/fitness enthusiast, you can gift him a sporting equipment-badminton racquet/tennis racquet/golf stick etc. and/or a pair of sport shoe/track suit etc.
Apart from this some of the gift items include: sunglasses, wallet, belt, shirt, T-shirt etc.
To help you celebrate Father’s Day, here are some of gift ideas. These ideas are not exclusive and exhaustive. They are just an aid. You can add your own imagination and innovation to them.
  • You can gift a nice photo frame with a family photograph or photograph of a special occasion with which your father has sweet memories attached.
  • If your father is a travel buff, you can gift a travel package to his favorite destination.
  • Some persons are voracious readers. If your father is one of them, then you can gift him a bestseller. You can also gift him a subscription of his favorite magazine.
  • In this era of rapid communication, you can gift your father a mobile phone, PC or a laptop.
  • Still camera/video camera is a very nice item to gift. Your father can capture some of the sweet moments.
  • For those fathers who are music lovers you can gift a walkman or music system along with some of their favorite albums.
  • If your father is a sportsperson/fitness enthusiast, you can gift him a sporting equipment-badminton racquet/tennis racquet/golf stick etc. and/or a pair of sport shoe/track suit etc.
  • Apart from this some of the gift items include: sunglasses, wallet, belt, shirt, T-shirt etc.

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John on June 18th, 2010
Funny Quotes
To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. – Ernest Hemingway
The thing to remember about fathers is. they’re men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle. – Phyllis McGinley
If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. – James Baldwin
My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. – Peter De Vries
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben
Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. – Red Buttons


Funny Quotes
  • To be a successful father, there’s one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don’t look at it for the first two years. – Ernest Hemingway
  • The thing to remember about fathers is. they’re men. A girl has to keep it in mind: They are dragon-seekers, bent on improbable rescues. Scratch any father, you find someone chock-full of qualms and romantic terrors, believing change is a threat, like your first shoes with heels on, like your first bicycle. – Phyllis McGinley
  • If the relationship of father to son could really be reduced to biology, the whole earth would blaze with the glory of fathers and sons. – James Baldwin
  • My father hated radio and he could not wait for television to be invented so that he could hate that too. – Peter De Vries
  • Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. – Robert Orben
  • Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. – Red Buttons

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Father's DayWith all the focus on the 2010 World Cup in South Africa, don’t forget Father’s Day!

For more father’s Day ideas, visit:

http://fathersdayfun.blogspot.com/

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Jabulani  means “rejoice” in Zulu. It certainly has been called many other names, many I can’t mention here, during the first week of the 2010 World Cup.

Adidas hopes to sell more than 15 million of the Jabulani balls at up to £80 each. Good Luck!

I can’t believe how many players have kicked the ball high over the net!

Maybe they should rename it the “High Ball” or “The Floater”!

Along with the Vuvuzela, the failure of the Jabulani have dominated World Cup News.

Unfortunately, cold weather has also put a damper on some of the activities.

But so far, South Africa seems to have done a Great Job preparing for these games.

As the World Cup is heating up, I hope the weather can do the same.

World Cup Fever, 2010 Vuvuzela

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Gonzalo Higuain may  be the best in the world. His performance today was outstanding!

Higuain hit a hat trick against the South Koreans-best playerjpeg

Gonzalo Higuain scored Argentina’s first hat trick at a World Cup in 12 years, leading his team to a 4-1 victory over South Korea on Thursday to steal the spotlight from Lionel Messi.

The forward scored with a header at the far post in the 33rd minute at Soccer City and added goals in the 76th and 80th minutes as Argentina moved to the top of Group B with six points.

Gabriel Batistuta had scored Argentina’s last World Cup hat trick, against Jamaica at the 1998 tournament in France. He also scored three goals against Greece at the 1994 edition in the United States.

The only other Argentine to score a hat trick in a World Cup game was Guillermo Stabile in a 6-3 win over Mexico at the inaugural event in Uruguay in 1930.

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HGA Creative is proud to present the second video in its ‘creative solutions’ viral campaign. With the greatest show on earth due to kick off in spectacular style on 11th June, the HGA video team have tapped into the World Cup fever and based their latest, ambitious concept around South Africa and FIFA World Cup 2010. Filmed on location in HD, the video features a host of talented young footballers, showcasing their skills like Beckham, Ronaldo, Torres and Rooney in the sun, but as with England’s hopes, there’s always a twist in the tale…

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Because of snobs or stubbornness, instant replays or more refs are not allowed in the sport. What about the South African goal keeper, Khune, who dreamed of these games all his life??? Due to a terrible call by the ref, his World Cup is over. Give me a break! The whole world knows the call was wrong. The whole world knows the players are actors, trying to get the ref’s attenion.

Why not get with it and change the rules. Allow the coaches to have a challenge or 2 in each game.

What is wrong with that????????????????

Any thoughts?????????

Just a terrible call today!!!!!!

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Wow!


This took place in Charlotte North Carolina. A lawyer  purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having  smoked his entire stockpile of these great cigars, the lawyer filed a  claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer  stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of small fires..’ The insurance  company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had  consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON!  (Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with  the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated  nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which  it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that  it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered  to be unacceptable ‘fire’ and was obligated to pay the  claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the  insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for  his loss of the cigars that perished in the ‘fires’.

NOW   FOR THE BEST PART…

After the lawyer cashed the check, the  insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!!

With his own insurance  claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the  lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and  was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine. This true story  won First Place in last year’s Criminal Lawyers Award  contest.

ONLY IN   AMERICA!

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John on June 16th, 2010

New Wine for Seniors

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I  kid you not….
New Wine  for Seniors

California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which primarily produce Pinot  Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new  hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic.
It is expected  to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the  bathroom during the night.

The new wine will be marketed as

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PINO MORE

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I  HEARD IT THROUGH THE GRAPEVINE
I  just could not help it.

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