John on March 1st, 2010

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John on March 1st, 2010

John on March 1st, 2010

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“My parents have been there for me. Ever since I was about seven.’ DAVID BECKHAM

“I would not be bothered if we lost every game, as long as we won the league.’ MARK VIDUKA

“We lost because we didn’t win.” RONALDO

“I’ve had 14 bookings this season – eight of which were my fault, but seven of which were disputable.” PAUL GASCOIGNE

“I’d like to play for an Italian club, like Barcelona.” MICK DRAPER

“It was like the ref had a brand new yellow card and wanted to see if it worked.”

“Without being too harsh on David Beckham, he cost us the match.”

“Leeds is a great club and it’s been my home for years, even though I live in Middlesbrough.”

“I can see the carrot at the end of the tunnel.” STEWART PEARCE

“I couldn’t settle in Italy – it was like living in a foreign country.” IAN RUSH

“Germany are a difficult team to play… they had 11 internationals out there today.”

“One accusation you can’t throw at me is that I’ve always done my best.” ALAN SHEARER

“Sometimes in football you have to score goats.” THIERRY HENRY

“Winning doesn’t realty matter as long as you win.” VINNY JONES

“Alex Ferguson is the best manager I’ve ever had at this level. Well, he’s the only manager I’ve actually had at this level.” DAVID BECKHAM

John on March 1st, 2010

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A  famous French shipbuilder ship company and one  of Monaco  joined hands together to build this yacht with  enormous dimensions: the WHY 58×38. (58metres long and  38 metres wide)  After the first pictures of this  project.

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On  the lower deck are the common premises, such as  lounge, piano bar and dining area

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The  yacht has the shape of a horseshoe and has a  roof so everything is bathed in a sea of  light.

John on March 1st, 2010

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Great / cute picture of a boobie, I mean puppy

John on March 1st, 2010

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The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect.

The next day, he brought a small sign that

Read:

“I’m the Boss!”

He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:

” Your wife called, she wants her sign back!”

John on March 1st, 2010


Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?


Husband: Let’s stand in silence for 2 minutes.



and that’s when the fight started…

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Why???


Because I Believe

Because it was the most watched sporting (or any) event in Canadian History

Because of the emotion

Because it was the USA

Because Team USA beat us earlier and we knew they were so good

Because Canada owns the GOLD MEDAL Podium

Because we won the Most Gold Medals

Because the USA tied the game with 20 seconds left in regulation time

Because it was the last day of the Olympics

Because it was overtime

Because Canada was ready for a party

Because it was the perfect way to end the Olympics

Because the greatest hockey player in the world scored the Golden Goal

Because the whole nation was relieved

Because the whole nation celebrated at the same moment

Because what would we do if Team Canada lost

Should be 14 by tomorrow afternoon after Canada defeats the USA in men’s Hockey Finals.

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