Only a matter of time!
I like this response to the joke about Liverpool’s Trophy cabinet!
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A big dust cloud floating across Britain is currently causing air traffic chaos across Europe. Police are currently questioning the cleaner who opened Liverpool’s Trophy Cabinet.
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Response:
You will find that Liverpool are the most successful team in terms of trophys out of all the teams that are in the premiership.
At the last count of the top of my head it was 61 pieces of silverware.
I guess it must be a bad joke!!!
BREAKING NEWS!!
To save the economy in 2010,
the Harper government will start
deporting all of the old people
in order to lower Canada Pension Plan and Healthcare costs.
I started crying – when I thought of you.
RUN, YOU OLD FART, RUN!!!!!
Well…..what can I say…..someone sent it to me,
and
I ain’t going alone!!!!
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This is way too cute – tell it to sneeze and see what he does. I have no idea how they do this: TYPE IN a command and see what happens…like  sit, roll over, down, stand, sing, dance, shake, fetch, play dead, etc. and… it’s also very cute if you type in a command that’s not recognized…!! Make sure you type in ‘Kiss’ too, but do it last. |
http://www.idodogtricks.com/index_flash.html
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet and have a dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic but he has never had sex before so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down.
10 minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’
Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time.
The boy is ecstatic but he has never had sex before so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it’s his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he’d like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl’s parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. ‘Oh, I’m so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!’ The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl’s parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer with his head down.
10 minutes pass and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, ‘I had no idea you were this religious.’ The boy turns, and whispers back, ‘I had no idea your father was a pharmacist.’
Less than 2 months away. Should be great!
Iceland, like Hawaii, was formed by volcanoes, and although some parts of the island have hardly changed since the first Vikings settlers saw them more than 1100 years ago other parts of it are still taking shape as a result of volcanic eruptions.
OTHER INTERESTING FACTS
- Iceland Volcano Eruption can actually help out in the prevention of Global Warming by  slowing down the process.
- While the EU was recently forced to write a check to save Greece’s economy, it could be forced to dig deep in its pockets for the airline industry, too.
- Volcanoes make sunsets more colorful. When Alaska’s Kasatochi volcano erupted in 2008, people all over the world sawbeautiful orange and coral hues in sunsets. This visual phenomenon is the result of fine ash particles in the atmosphere scattering the sun’s rays.
- Up to 20% of the Kenya’s economy relies on its horticulture export market — a sector that has been completely frozen by the flight ban. European florists, in particular, rely heavily on this East African nation. The head of the Kenya Flower Council said that growers have been forced to destroy 3,000 tons of flowers since last week, with devastating effects on the local economy.
- The last Icelandic Earthquake eruption lasted for two years in 1823. History books talk about several time getting clouds of dust in Europe and Iceland. People attributed it to the earthquakes.
- Millions of passengers have been stranded .
- Over 20 Billion dollars has been lost with the grounding of aircraft in Europe.
- Taxis in Europe are hard to find. If you want to ride from Madrid to Paris it is $5600 cash.
- John Cleese, of the classic Monty Python’s Flying Circus comedy troupe, paid $5,100 for a taxi ride from Oslo in Norway to Brussels in Belgium
- Jens Stoltenberg, prime minister of Norway, is one of the thousands of people stranded outside their home country. The politician is stuck in New York, but has been managing affairs in his home country on his Apple iPad. “It’s official,” says Stevie Smith at the Tech Herald. Apple’s latest toy is “capable of running the world.”
- Produce is spoiling in warehouses as shipments are not being able to fly.
- Shipping packages, etc. have not been delivered since the banning of flights.
A bit of cultural news for a welcome change.
After a  two year loan to the United States ,
Michelangelo’s David is being  returned to Italy ..
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