I’m going to ram this Healthcare bill down your…
“Deals are my art form. I like making deals, preferably big deals.†– The Art of The Deal
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Your smile for today…I will never look at a VW BUG in the same old way again!
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United Airlines NEW Motto
The “friendly skies” tagline was in use until 1996 in its first iteration. The “It’s time to fly” slogan was created in 2004. After the merger of United and Continental in October 2010, the slogan changed to “Let’s fly together” until September 2013.
In 2017 United has a few more slogans, taglines, mottos, and logos!!!
“Drag and Dropâ€
“We put the hospital in hospitalityâ€
 “Board as a doctor, leave as a patientâ€
 “Our prices can’t be beaten, but our passengers canâ€
 “We have First Class, Business Class and No Classâ€
 “Not enough seating, prepare for a beatingâ€
 “We treat you like we treat your luggageâ€
 “We beat the customer. Not the competitionâ€
 “And you thought legroom was an issueâ€
 “Where voluntary is mandatoryâ€
 “Fight or flight. We decideâ€
 “Now offering one free carry offâ€
 “Beating random customers since 2017â€
 “If our staff needs a seat, we’ll drag you out by your feetâ€
 “A bloody good airlineâ€
“Chinese Takeout”
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Trump Healthcare Crash and Burn.
What a disaster, Â he is…
Donald J. Trump
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He has failed miserably during his first few months as the Fake President.
Couldn’t even get his own party to back him. His biggest pre-election promise to get rid of ObamaCare just failed. What a disaster for Trump.
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I always thought Trump was “a little off”!
Trump’s Mental Health in Question
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-time-cure/201702/the-elephant-in-the-room
Our Future
What can we do? Be observant. Be vigilant. Share this article to spread awareness. Write or call your elected government officials and state your concerns about Donald Trump’s mental health. And hope that with the backing of 26,000 mental-health therapists (a number that continues to grow — last month the number was 18,000) in agreement that he is mentally unfit to be President of the United States, we will have a new, mentally fit president as soon as possible through some judicially appropriate political action.
No matter whom you voted for in the election, or if you didn’t vote, we the people did this — at least those of us representing an Electoral Colleges majority. We need to correct this threat to our ecology, our society, and our international relations soon—before it’s too late.
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The Magic Green Hat
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Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
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When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 75% of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
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Here’s the hat:
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.It saved me 5 hours.
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But…don’t try it at McDonald’s.
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!
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The First 100 Lies: The Trump Team’s
Flurry Of Falsehoods  (Huffington Post)
li·ar
ˈlī(ə)r/
noun
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a person who tells lies.
synonyms: deceiver, fibber, perjurer, false witness, fabricator, equivocator; fabulist;informalstoryteller“even in a court of law, Jeff was a shameless liar”
The president and his aides succeeded in
reaching the mark in just 36 days.
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President Donald Trump speaks during a news conference in the East Room of the White House in Washington, Thursday, Feb. 16, 2017. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)
Hands: Probably actual size.
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