TRUMP doesn’t get it!!!
The Adventures of Curtis and Leroy
Curtis and Leroy go into a restaurant, buy a couple of coffees and sit at a booth to drink them. After a few minutes, Cutis looks at the side of the paper cup and finds a peel-off prize tab. He pulls the tab and says to Leroy, ” I think I won a prize !” Leroy looks at the tab and then yells, “He won, he won, he won a motor home!”
Cutis also shouts with excitement, “I won a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and says, “That’s impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!”
Curtis replies, “No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!”
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, “You couldn’t possibly have won a motor home because we didn’t have that as a prize!”
Again Curtis says, “No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”
He hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, “WIN A BAGEL.”
We won! We won!
Americans and people in many other countries are fascinated with the Tweeting President.
The press is having a field day with his tweets. Many people can’t wait to see what his latest twitter tweets will be.
HOW TO PLAY THE STOCK MARKET BASED ON TRUMP TWEETS.
If you follow his tweets, you may be able to make a fortune on the stock market.
Build a wall ~ buy stocks in companies that make fences
Punish GM or Ford ~ short their stocks
Deregulate banks ~ buy bank stocks
Nominate a Billionaire for an important position ~ buy whatever he owns
SIMPLE just like his tweets!