| THE LOVE DRESS
A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son’s house.. She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. ‘What are you doing?’ she asked. ‘I’m waiting for Justin to come home from work.’ the daughter-in-law answered. ‘ But you’re naked!’ the mother-in-law exclaimed. ‘This is my love dress,’ the daughter-in-law explained. ‘Love dress? But you’re naked!’ ‘Justin loves me to wear this dress,’ she explained. ‘Every time he sees me in this dress he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.’ The mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. ‘ What are you doing?’ he asked.. ‘This is my love dress,’ she whispered sensually. ‘Needs ironing,’ he said, ‘What’s for dinner? and that’s when the fight started…
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- Sometime this year, we taxpayers will receive an ‘ HST Compensation” payment.
- This is indeed a very exciting program, and I’ll explain it by using a Q & A format:
- Q. What is an ‘HST Compensation’ payment ?
- A. It is money that the provincial government will send to taxpayers.
- Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
- A. From taxpayers.
- Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
- A. Only a smidgen of it.
- Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
- A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
- Q. But isn’t that stimulating the economy of China ?
- A. Shut up.
- Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the economy by spending your compensation cheque wisely:
- * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka …
- * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
- * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China .
- * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala ..
- * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
- * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
- * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go
- to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
- Instead, keep the money in Canada by:
- 1) Spending it at yard sales, or
- 2) Going to hockey games, or
- 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
- 4)Â Beer or
- 5) Tattoos.
- (These are the only Canadian businesses still operating in Canada. )
- Conclusion:
- Go to a hockey game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard
- sale and drink beer all day !
- No need to thank me, I’m just glad I could be of help.
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| Friday, June 11 | ||
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| Opening ceremony | 8 am ETÂ   |
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| 2010 FIFA World Cup Today on CBC | 9:30 am ETÂ |
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| South Africa vs. Mexico (Match 1) | 9:45 am ET |
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| 2010 FIFA World Cup Today on CBC | 2 pm ETÂ |
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| Uruguay vs. France (Match 2) | 2:15 pm ET |
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| Post Game on CBC presented by CIBC | 4:30 pm ETÂ  |
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| Opening ceremony | 5:30 pm ETÂ |
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| Match of the Day | 7:30 pm LOCALÂ |
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| 2010 FIFA World Cup Today on CBC | 7:00 pm ETÂ |
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| South Africa vs. Mexico (Match 1) | 7:15 pm ET |
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| 2010 FIFA World Cup Today on CBC | 9:30 pm ETÂ |
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| Uruguay vs. France (Match 2) | 9:45 pm ET |
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Complete CBC TV Schedule at:
http://www.cbc.ca/sports/soccer/fifaworldcup/broadcast.html
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1. All 64 matches will be broadcast live.
2. In high definition.
3. On either ESPN, ESPN2 or ABC.
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Don’t you just hate people like him! It’s bad enough to be a cheat but to be a political figure who condemns others for cheating and then has his own affair, is something else.
Makes me sick!
Continue reading about Rep. Mark Souder -What an embarrassment!!!
Rep. Mark Souder is a 14-year, eight-term House of Representatives veteran a person (who pretends to be what he is not)Â who campaigned on a “family values” ethic, campaigned against the Obama Health Care Reform Plan, and said he was interested in preserving the idea of traditional marriage, has resigned after revealing that he’d cheated on his wife with a female staff aide.
While liberal blogs like The Huffington Post point to Mark Souder’s commitment to the idea of one man and one woman, technically, Mark Souder didn’t say he was opposed to having a mistress in a marriage for himself, just Democrats. Souder attacked Pres. Clinton and called for his resignation after the Monika Lewinsky Affair, but not Clinton’s impeachment.
Happy Father’s Day Mark! Â What a Jerk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
William Wesley—a.k.a. Worldwide Wes —the most connected, most discreet, most influential man on and off the court in the NBA.
Wesley is, reportedly, trying to convince NBA teams that he can deliver a package of both James and Kentucky coach John Calipari.
Could be huge!!!
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Ballack was the victim of a heavy tackle by Portsmouth’s Kevin-Prince Boateng at Wembley, and while X-rays showed that no bones were broken, the extent of the damage is such that the German Football Federation has confirmed the midfielder will miss the 2010 World Cup in South Africa.
Continue reading about Boateng Tackle on German captain Ballack sure looked dirty!