Slovakia survived a late onslaught to beat Italy 3-2, reach the Round of 16 and eliminate their illustrious opponents.
We are SAFE Italy is OUT!
| Team | MP | W | D | L | GF | GA | Pts |
 Paraguay |
3 | 1 | 2 | 0 | 3 | 1 | 5 |
 Slovakia |
3 | 1 | 1 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 4 |
 New Zealand |
3 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 3 |
 Italy |
3 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 4 | 5 | 2 |
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Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Little Johnny: I tried, but there was someone already there!
Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day?
Little Johnny: I get up early!
Teacher: You aren’t paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing?
Little Johnny: No, teacher I’m having trouble listening!
Teacher: Why can’t you ever answer any of my questions?
Little Johnny: Well if I could there wouldn’t be much point in me being here!
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you have no time for a life from August to June.
you want to slap the next person who says, “Must be nice to work from 8 to 3 and have your summers free!”
when out in public you feel the urge to talk to strange children and correct their behavior.
you refer to adults as “boys and girls.”
you encourage your spouse by telling them they are a “good helper.”
you’ve ever had your profession slammed by someone who would never dream of doing your job.
meeting a child’s parents instantly answers the question, “Why is this kid like this?”
you believe “extremely annoying” should have its own box on the report card.
you know hundred good reasons for being late.
you don’t want children of your own because there isn’t a name you can hear that wouldn’t elevate your blood pressure.
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A Sunday school teacher asked her little children, as they were on the way to church service, “And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?” Little Johnny replied, “Because people are sleeping.”
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What do you call a Frenchman in the knockout stages of the World Cup?
The REFEREE! 🙂
* Today: France meet South Africa in Bloemfontein. Wednesday: England meet Slovenia in Port Elizabeth. Thursday: England meet France in the departure lounge.
* The French have a lot of tall players who all play in a similar style. It was like there were 11 big Cisses out there.
* Raymond Domenech knew there was revolt in the ranks when the team barbecue turned out to be a burning live sheep.
* If the French get their packing done quickly, they might just run into Nicolas Anelka in duty-free.
* France and England have never been so united. Now we both hate the French national team.
* There were tears on the streets of Paris as France’s players prepared to fly home. One teenage prostitute said: “I can’t stop crying with joy, it’s been ages since we saw Franck Ribery.”
* France have renamed one of Paris’ most famous landmarks. It’s now called the I-Can’t-Believe-They-Were-Ever-Champs Elysees.
* France are going home early from the World Cup again. If only there was a French term for ‘deja vu’.
* The French are remaking a popular American sitcom. It’s now called ‘Nobody Loves Raymond’.
What’s the difference between a Toothpick and the French national team? A toothpick has two point’s
The toothfairy Santa Claus A good french football player and a homless dude player were walking down the street when they come across $50 note who gets it first? The homless dude because none of the other’s exist.
What do you call a good football player in France? A Tourist
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DINNER WITH THE SOCCER MOMS
A group of 40 year old soccer moms discussed where they should meet
for dinner. Finally it was agreed upon that they should meet at the
Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and
nice buns.
10 years later at 50 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there was
very good and the wine selection was good also.
10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discussed
where
they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they should
meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they could eat there in
peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the
ocean.
10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant was
wheelchair Accessible and they even had an elevator.
10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discussed
where they should meet for dinner. Finally it was agreed that they
should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they had never been
there before.
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just achieve their final goal.
OLD SOCCER PLAYERS never die, they just lose their kick.
A man went off to a football match one Saturday afternoon, and while he was away his wife was ‘visited by a ‘friend’ who just happened to be jogging past her house and was dressed in shorts and singlet.
The wife was happily entertaining him on the sofa when suddenly they heard her husband coming through the front door.
Quick as a flash, the visitor hid behind the large television set in the corner.
The husband came in and said…
‘It’s started to pour with rain so I thought I’d come home and watch the second half on telly.’
He switched on the television and settled down to watch the game. After about twenty minutes the wife’s visitor started to get severe cramp so, casting caution to the winds, he calmly got up from behind the set and walked out of the room.
The husband turned to his wife and said…
‘That’s funny – I didn’t see the ref send him off.’
The French manager at the 2010 World Cup in South Africa won’t stand for any nonsense. Last Saturday he caught a couple of fans climbing over the stadium wall.
He was furious. He grabbed them by the collars and said,
“Now you just get back in there and watch the game till it finishes.”
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One of the most popular sports in America, NASCAR WHY?
Hopefully, the US win at the World Cup will generated more support in the United Staes.
I agree, 500 laps is pretty boring!!!
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In what some say was a terrible game, England defeated Slovenia  1 – 0 to advance to the next round. I can imagine that many English Fans don’t care if it was a terrible game. All that matters is that England is not eliminated.
US Victory: Donovan was left open on the right and he cuts to the left fooling the keeper, to score the game’s only goal. Algeria eliminated!
The US win might generate some more excitement in the Unites States. I hope!!!
The US moves on in style.
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