An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living
the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.
Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong.
“Yes, Nurse Tracy ,” said Mr. Wallace,
“My Private Part died today, and I am very sad.”
Knowing her patients were forgetful and sometimes
a little crazy, she replied, “Oh, I’m so sorry,
Mr. Wallace, please accept my condolences.”
The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down
the hall with his Private Part hanging
out his pajamas, when he met Nurse Tracy.
“Mr. Wallace,” she said, “you shouldn’t be walking
down the hall like that. Please put your
Private Part back inside your pajamas.”
But, Nurse Tracy,” replied Mr. Wallace,
” I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.”
“Yes, you did tell me that, but why is it
hanging out of your pajamas?”
You gotta love this.
“Well, he replied, ‘Today’s the viewing.
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