Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes

Q: What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine’s Day?
A: A hug and a quiche!

Q: Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?
A: Because you always heart the one you love!

Q: Why did the pig give his girlfriend a box of candy?
A: It was Valenswine’s Day!

Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A valentiny!

Q: Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?
A: Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Q: What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
A; “I love you with all my art!”