Oil Crisis

A  lot of folks can’t understand how we  came
to  have an oil shortage here in  Canada .

Well,  there’s a very simple answer,
Nobody bothered  to check the oil.

We just didn’t know we  were getting low.

The  reason for this is  purely geographical.

Our  Oil is located  in:

ALBERTA

SASKATCHEWAN

BRITISH COLUMBIA
MANITOBA
COASTAL  NEW  BRUNSWICK
COASTAL  NEWFOUNDLAND

Our DIPSTICKS are   located   in OTTAWA

Any  Questions ???
NO  ?….  Didn’t  think so.