- I always pass on good advice. It is the only thing I ever do with it. It is never of any use to oneself – Oscar Wilde
- He who can does. He who cannot, teaches – George Bernard Shaw
- Alcohol is a very necessary article. It enables Parliament to do things at eleven at night that no sane person would do at eleven in the morning – George Bernard Shaw
- Work is the curse of the drinking classes – Oscar Wilde
- [Dancing is] a perpendicular expression of a horizontal desire – George Bernard Shaw
- A man travels the world in search of what he needs and returns home to find it – George Moore
- There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about – Oscar Wilde
- In Ireland the inevitable never happens and the unexpected constantly occurs – John Pentland Mahaffy
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