Modern Granny Poem

Grandma changed

In the dim and distant past

When life’s tempo wasn’t so fast,

Grandma used to rock and knit,

Crochet, tat and baby sit.

When the kids were in a jam,

They could always call on Gram.

But today she’s in the gym

Exercising to keep slim.

She’s checking the web or surfing the net,

Sending some e-mail or placing a bet.

Nothing seems to stop or block her,

Now that Grandma’s off her rocker.

Brazilian Grannies Beauty Contest

MARIA LUCIA  age 49

ROSEANA age 55

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