Summary of the Icelandic Volcano Eruption:
I nearly blew my top when I heard about the Icelandic Volcano. The news exploded around the world and across the  internet! I thought it was a huge Volcano and the news left me trembling and quaking in my shoes. There were a lot of people spewing false information, and many were just full of hot air.  That funny dude on YouTube, who shouted, “I hate Iceland!â€, was just blowing off steam. Most of the ash cloud talk was going over my head. I especially had trouble trying to pronounce  EyJ -Eyjaf -Eyjafjall – oh forget it!  Eyjafjallajökull
Not only is the volcanic dust cloud disrupting air traffic, it is causing many ashen faces around Europe. I’m so tired of the old Geysir jokes about Ashland! The whole situation is so lavable but most of the jokes have not made me erupt with laughter!
Iceland has taken a lot of criticism. However, let’s clear the air. When the dust settles, we will understand that it wasn’t Iceland’s fault.
Now that Iceland is in the news so much, I wonder if it will become a tourist hotspot!
I just feel plume lucky that I live in Canada!
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FA cup final prediction
Ash-ley Coal scores the winner against Pompeii.
“Experts have warned that it could take years of work by experienced professionals to clean up after the volcano. That’s why Mum’s gone to Iceland.”
Sky News: Emergency services were afraid they could be swamped by a torrent of melted ice.” I believe the technical term is “water”.
| BBC News “Europe faces prolonged air chaos”… Ermmm, how can there be air chaos when we are all stuck on the ground. |
Funny how some on here Blow their top over nothing.
| I woke up this morning to find every surface in the house covered in a layer of dust and a foul stench of sulphur in the air.
No change there then, I’ve been married to the bone idle slob for 20 years.
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UK flights grounded for second day.
Must’ve had strict parents!
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“The last wish of the Icelandic economy was to have its ashes scattered over Europe.”
The ash cloud from a volcano in Iceland that has caused travel chaos across Europe has spawned numerous jokes on various Internet blog sites, Facebook and Twitter.
Iceland is only just emerging from the financial crisis and the North Atlantic island nation of just 320,000 has spent months wrangling with Britain and the Netherlands over debts incurred after its tops banks went under in 2008.
It owes the two countries some $5 billion as a result of its failed “Icesave” accounts, but many Icelanders fiercely oppose a repayment and say taxpayers should not have to pay for a mess left by private banks under the watch of other regulators.
“Icelandic taxpayer to Britons and Dutch: forget Icesave, kiss my ash!” one Twitter feed read.
Is Iceland getting the last word?
Jeremy Warner, assistant editor of The Daily Telegraph, wrote in a blog: “Call it Iceland’s revenge, but it appears there is no more effective a way for a small country to get its own back on a larger one than to have an erupting volcano in its midst.”
No trade embargo, however effective, could compete, he said.
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I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harboring a “weapon of mass disruption”…
I came out of my house, yesterday and was hit on the head by a frozen pizza, then a lasagna, followed by a garlic bread. I was baffeled as to what this could be and then realised… it must be the fall out from ICELAND
The diffrence between the iceland volcano and cheryl Cole is the volcano still blowing ash
(I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harboring a “weapon of mass disruptionâ€â€¦)
I thought it was because they have “weapons of ash eruption”
What’s the difference between Cheryl Cole and the Volcano. The volcano is still blowing Ash!
What’s the difference between an Icelandic
volcano and cheryl Cole?
The volcano is still blowing ash!!!
Apparently this a communication problem, the message from money-strapped Europe had letter missing, it should have read “send us your CASH,,,”
The last wish of the Icelandic Economy was to have its ashes spread over Europe
There is no pleasing the Engishh- last time they got the ashes they were over the moon!
[…] the Iceland volcano jokes have started flying about already. Here’s just one: Apparently this a communication problem, the […]
its a bit early for iceland volcano jokes. we should wait a while for the dust to settle…
In this UK election I’m
voting for the Icelandic
volcano party, as its
done more to stop immigration
in the last 5 days than Labour
has in 13 years!
Wats the difference between cheryl cole and the ash volcano ?………the
Volcano is still blowing ash lol
Cheryl Cole was supposed to be going on holiday yesterday but she got told at the check-in-desk, “I’m sorry Mrs Cole, you can’t fly today because of ash.” to which she replied, “Oh no, what the hell has the little shit done now?!!”
BBC reported this morning that the dust which settled on Liverpool F.C’s Trophy Cabinet is not actually volcanic ash.
When Rafa Benitez was asked about how he felt about the situation he replied “no need to worry we are just dusting off are trophy case”