Icelandic Volcano -cute jokes!

Latest joke about the Icelandic banking crisis:

“You’ve heard about Gordon Brown? When he heard about Iceland he wanted cash, but there’s no ‘c’ in the Icelandic language, so we gave him ash.”

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The last wish of the Icelandic Economy was to have its ashes spread over Europe.

A man is shopping in a Tesco store in Iceland. When he gets to the till and pays for his shopping the girl behind the till says,  “Do you want any ash back?”

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“All this ash cloud talk is going over my head”

What did the Icelandic Volcano say to the earthquake? “It’s not my fault.”

Fly with “Eyjafjallajökull” airlines! Why there’s still no song, cartoon, no souvenir? Such a great name – Mr. Eyjafjallajökull. And his wife Mirdal’sjekjudl’, who is still asleep.

What do you call a cute volcano?
Lavable! (lovable!)

“It’s too early to make jokes about the Icelandic ash cloud… we need to let the dust settle first”

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I see that America has declared war on Iceland. Apparently they are accusing them of harboring a “weapon of mass disruption”…  (contributed by a reader- Thanks)

Iceland only joke!

Q: What do you do if you get lost in an Icelandic forest?

[Pause for dramatic effect]

A: Stand up!

[Ed: Icelandic forests have extremely low trees.]

Europe to Iceland:

Why did you send us volcanic ash ? Our airspace has shut down.

Iceland: What ? That’s what you asked for isn’t it ?

Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!

Iceland: Woooops…

There is no C in the Icelandic alphabet, so when you ask for Cash, all you get is …

Glasgow airport has been closed after a massive cloud of dust drifted into UK airspace? The cleaner of the Celtic trophy cabinet has now been arrested!

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