In parts of the world, husbands regard their sacrificial virgins as property that apparently can be offered into a volcano at will.
People who live on volcanic islands are frequently living on a ticking timebomb. When that volcano blows its stack, you never know if you’re going to get a gentle, easily-avoidable stream of lava, or an apocalyptic explosion. With such explosive power on their doorstep, the natives of many of these islands figure that the volcano is home to a FIRE GOD, who can be kept safely dormant through proper care and feeding.
The volcano god’s favorite food? Virgins, of course.
Unfortunately, Â thanks to Tiger Woods and Jesse James, no virgin can be found to throw into the Icelandic volcano.
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