Dec
22
from The Backwoods Guide to Computer Lingo by Dave Nilsen. Illustrations were created by Dennis Cox at DJArt & Design (www.djart.com).
LOG ON: Making a wood stove hot |
LOG OFF: Too much wood on fire |
MONITOR: Keep’n an eye on the wood stove |
DOWN LOAD: Gitten the farwood off’n the truck |
MEGA HERTZ: When yer not keerfull gitten the farwood |
FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to tote too much farwood |
RAM: That thar thang what splits the farwood |
HARD DRIVE: Gitten home in the winter time |
WINDOWS: Whut to shut when its cold outside |
SCREEN: Whut to shut when its black fly season |
BYTE: Whut dem dang flys do |
CHIP: Munchies fer the TV |
MICRO CHIP: Whut’s in the bottom of the munchie bag |
MODEM: |
DOT MATRIX: Ole Dan Matrix’s wife |
LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps |
KEYBOARD: Whar you hang the dang truck keys |
SOFTWARE: |
MOUSE: What eats the grain in the barn |
MOUSE PAD:
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MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof |
PORT: Fancy flatlander wine |
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ENTER: |
CLICK: Whut you hear when you cock yer gun |
DOUBLE CLICK: When you cock the double barrel |
REBOOT: Whut you have to do right before bedtime when you have to go to the outhouse |
