It’s not clear if this whole Icelandic Volcanic thing is a cover up (code name: ASHTRAY). Or, am I making a mountain out a crater hole?
The whole issue is so cloudy. Why are they keeping us in the dark?
This situation could lead to some fiery and explosive debates! I just hope that one day they cough up the truth.
It’s time for us to erupt in a cloud of  jokes, let them flow freely.
Let’s have a lava about it.
After all, lavter is the best medicine!