1. Eyjafjallajökull – named when the person writing about it fell asleep on their keyboard.
2.Q: What did the airplane say to the volcano?
A: Shut up, you ash-hole
3. Welcome to Iceland. We’re currently doing a bit of construction – please pardon the dust.
4. The European Union actually asked for cash, but their alphabet doesn’t include the letter C.
5. The German airline Lufthansa said it plans to resume some flights. Apparently there are so many Germans in France right now that the French government surrendered.
6. First, Iceland goes bankrupt. After that, it sets itself on fire. This has insurance scam written all over it.
7. An eruption in Katla (the volcano next to Eyjafjallajökull) will be a lot harder on everyone, except on those who have to pronounce it.
8. It was the last wish of the Icelandic economy that its ashes were spread all over Europe.
9. Q:What’s the difference between the Iceland Volcano and Cheryl Cole?
A: The Volcano is still blowing Ash.
10. There’s no volcano in Iceland. Chuck Norris is just having a barbecue.
11. “The volcanic ash from Iceland disrupted air travel all over Europe. Everything’s grounded. Commercial flights. Private jets. The only thing still flying — Toyotas.†( Jay Leno)