1977: Long hair
2010: Longing for hair
1977: KEG
2010: EKG
1977 : Acid rock
2010 : Acid reflux
1977 : Moving to California because it’s cool
2010 : Moving to Arizona because it’s warm
1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
2010: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or Liz Taylor
1977 : Seeds and stems
2010 : Roughage
1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2010: Hoping for a BM
1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2010 : Receiving a new hip joint
1977 : Rolling Stones
2010: Kidney Stones
1977 : Screw the system
2010: Upgrade the system
1977 : Disco
2010: Costco
1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2010: Children begging you to get their heads Shaved
1977 : Passing the drivers’ test 2010: Passing the vision test 
1977 : Whatever 
2007: Depends 